In a brilliantly conceived experiment I conducted earlier today, 'Roachzilla' was introduced into the Honeybear meal during their sleepy midday siesta. Panic ensued. Honeybears went skittering left and right, buildings were toppled, the meal's peacekeepers were helpless to control the hysterical and mindless crowd of Honeybears threatening to mob them...in retrospect, I may have left too many variables to chance.

In the final tally, Spice bear became Roachzilla's first victim (after being sauteed in his own cinnamon, how terrible), Poserbear jumped out a nearby window, and 'Easter Bunny Bear' was trampled behind the couch.
I think I shall label this experiment 'What Happens When You Introduce Roachzilla to a Sleepy Siesta Of Bears'.

In the final tally, Spice bear became Roachzilla's first victim (after being sauteed in his own cinnamon, how terrible), Poserbear jumped out a nearby window, and 'Easter Bunny Bear' was trampled behind the couch.
I think I shall label this experiment 'What Happens When You Introduce Roachzilla to a Sleepy Siesta Of Bears'.


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